Tag: Metroid

clitcheese:

hey i know zero suit samus is like 20 years old by now but why isn’t she an amputee? an arm cannon looks cool but unless you already don’t have much ability to grab things with that arm, youd usually find an actual spare hand very useful. most people just carry a gun in their hand rather than armour that would effectively negate even having a hand. like “oh the armour is just designed like that” no listen to me. why would it be designed like that unless its for accessible gun wielding

anyway, smash bros isn’t even canon, thanks for coming

but also, fuck zero suit samus. i don’t get why her fighting style needs to change so much. the laser whip thing is pointless and only there so her moves are sexualised bullshit. zero suit samus should be allowed to just shoot shit and drop bombs like regularly clothed samus.

zero suit only exists bc nintendo was too scared to keep her butch! you’re weak nintendo! come right at me reggie i’ll take u on

hey i know zero suit samus is like 20 years old by now but why isn’t she an amputee? an arm cannon looks cool but unless you already don’t have much ability to grab things with that arm, youd usually find an actual spare hand very useful. most people just carry a gun in their hand rather than armour that would effectively negate even having a hand. like “oh the armour is just designed like that” no listen to me. why would it be designed like that unless its for accessible gun wielding

anyway, smash bros isn’t even canon, thanks for coming