i have no doubt that rosie cottons is a hobbit stripper name. as if tolkien wrote an entire world as a vehicle for his elaborate language project and didn’t guess that naming a character ‘pink undies’ might maybe have a subtext

it seems like the pm doesn’t want to outlaw conversion therapy because he doesn’t want to take the option away from gay adults. he’s really convinced it’s entirely grown ass adults making this decision for themselves. and there’s no outside coercion there whatsoever. as if it’s a human right to get yourself tortured if you really want to. sure m8

clitcheese:

ok google how to have things to talk about when you can’t leave the house

hm i got ‘
Take an imagination vacation

‘ and ‘hold a dance party in your mind‘ (x) and wow most other results are not better they’re ‘tv, films books and podcasts’ and ‘pot plants’

ok google that first question again but don’t make me sad about how completely useless my body is