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hey tell me if there’s a way you’re supposed to describe “staring at the camera” “or making eye contact with the viewer” in captions like, is that how you’re meant to write it bc i’m. kinda copying what i was told in film studies

if there’s any like. standardised way of describing pictures at all it’d be helpful too

so for the next Jurassic park/world/whatever film

  • just make it from the dinosaurs perspective
  • call it:

Escape From Jurassic Park

  • literally just make it like every prison break film ever made
  • but dinosaurs
  • have them dig a tunnel out with a rusty spoon, i don’t give a shit, i want a dinosaur prison break film
  • my suspension of disbelief is Ready & Willing for this concept
  • life finds a way cowards

clitcheese:

tiny brain: playing a dragonborn to breathe fire

big brain: playing a dragonborn to be a member of a Proud Warrior Race like a fantasy klingon

galaxy brain: playing a dragonborn to lay eggs

interdimensional brain: playing any other race and still laying eggs because nothing in the books says you can’t

tiny brain: the doctor is half human on their mother’s side!

big brain: well Actually, in the Virgin New Adventure novels, gallifreyans are genetically engineered in machines called looms

galaxy brain:

the doctor’s mother fucked the loom