“they didn’t have my flag at pride.” okay. there’s a solution to that, and it’s called bringing your flag to pride. if any flag is there, it’s because someone brought it in themselves. what do you think pride is. were you going to file a complaint to the official pride headquarters or what

this idea that iding as queer is inherently liberal. It’s Bad. and I would like to not see it ever again

hey want to hear a bad euphemism for penis i thought of just now

sinful dingle

hm changed my mind i don’t want to think about being disabled today

who has suggestions for extremely low spoon foods that don’t need things to be precooked or anything. like, toast and cereal levels of easy. except im getting sick of only being able to make toast and cereal

requirements:

it needs to not involve lifting anything heavier than a bottle of milk
as little steps as possible, i get overwhelmed very easily
i’m struggling to make cheese toasties unless its a good day so preferably something even simpler than that

‘bumping uglies’ should be shortened to Buglies

ive decided im bi this week and im Feeling Good about it

like i would enjoy being able to make my own fucking food and not sit there exhausted and dizzy and starving so like im pretty sure this isn’t a fucking issue of motivation here

doctor who fans who watched anything after season 6 are braver than any US marine

am i bad at physio and how do i look this up without finding ads for physio