how does one make friends while being fucking exhausted during every conversation and interaction
Tag: mine
you: chronic pain
me, an intellectual: i got them nerfendings
@god unnerf me coward
a tumblr ad just warned me That ‘70s show is ending this year, clearly a message from Outsiders telling us our timeline could be a lot worse
ok but in the bad 90s Godzilla film Ferris Bueller and the French Guy are in love right
the urge to absorb y’all into my vocabulary because i see it so often online like a language vampire Vs. the terrible, terrible knowledge that in australian the second person plural is youse [juz]
tiddies + bobbies = tibbies
snout out to all the wereboars out there, u rock
you: mary sue
me, an intellectual: Gulliver Revived or the Vice of Lying properly exposed; containing singular Travels, Campaigns, Voyages, and Adventures in Russia, the Caspian Sea, Iceland, Turkey, Egypt, Gibraltar, up the Mediterranean, on the Atlantic Ocean and through the Centre of Mount Etna into the South Sea: also an Account of a Voyage into the Moon and Dog-Star with many extraordinary Particulars relative to the Cooking Animal in those Planets, which are there called the Human Species, by Baron Munchausen
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