straight ppl on tv who travel back in time and have to get the timeline back on track but they’re all β€œi can’t explain why but u got to trust me implicitly while i give u 0 info on the current situation, it’s really urgent too” uh? just say u traveled in time? u put ur damn serious voice on and explain the situation to your partner u dick

kids these days… don’t have that deep anxiety about magnets getting too close to electronics and wiping their data or leaving that weird coloured splotch on tvs forever. technology copes with magnets now apparently but, i’ll never trust it