team โ€œbi is transphobic because it means 2โ€ณ and team โ€œwell actually pansexuality is transphobic because bi already includes trans peopleโ€ have u guys ever thought about sorting that shit out amongst yourselves? or getting your stories straight instead of spending all that energy policing other peopleโ€™s sexualities? or have an irl fight to the death idk whatever works for u ridiculous people

smith street band was like 30 spots higher than it was predicted to get in the hottest 100 and like what if angry poor millennial punk rock just isnโ€™t in this year? tiny little houses isnโ€™t in yet but what if they donโ€™t even make top 20? is all the new courtney barnett in the 100-200s? what the fuck is happening australia

the cat is sitting on this fan/cooler thing and theyโ€™re constantly shedding so theyโ€™re fucking. making it rain

also itโ€™s by the door and they know the doorknob is how we get in and out so theyโ€™re sniffing the handle until it offerโ€™s up itโ€™s secrets i guess. good luck the secret is hands, sucker

my mum made a fb post saying “have a happy public holiday” for invasion day and saying ‘sorry for anyone who feels sad about today’ like oh my god there’s been so many jokes about ‘invaslia day’ and how both celebrating and mourning invasion at the same time is basically standing for nothing. but real people are actually, doing this. of course

i should move my ass to twitter where people explain shit and try to make their ideas accessible but fitting in there would require being able to actually talk about myself. out in the open. & people reading it :/

this has been bugging me for ages does the materialist qualifier in โ€œmaterialist feministโ€ actually have a definition? bc the majority of people i see IDing with this are terfs and it seems to be a synonym for their โ€œyou canโ€™t argue with objective realityโ€ & โ€œtrans oppression is immaterialโ€ schtick as if thatโ€™s anything but an ego stroke. โ€œim actually a Perfectly Objective feministโ€

but Iโ€™ve also seen trans women use it and in that context it sounds like itโ€™s somehow related to marxism (or inspired by?) and basically i have no idea what this term means when not used explicitly for transmisogyny. basically: where can i find a beginnerโ€™s guide to materialist analysis, how does it separate from other oppression analysis and, how can it mean anything at all when two nearly antithetical groups can read into it and decide it suits them both perfectly

of all the thousands of dudes whoโ€™ve written thinkpieces on why we donโ€™t need feminism i think โ€œhow could i hurt women when iโ€™m biologically wired to be a Protector?โ€ is very very probably the worst line of any of them i read it this morning and ive still got chills. the bad chills