“i pegged the devil for the power” sounds like a dril tweet but, like, more visceral

it couldn’t be a dril tweet bc dril is a bottom

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

womanbecomescow:

everybody here wants to be choked and get spat on but 90% of you can’t even order a fuckn happy meal without SHAKING

smallmetal:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

sushinfood:

automata-systemata-hydromata:

tredlocity:

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

HUH????

smallmetal:

im not a gamer but i can sympathize, because i know its been a hard couple of weeks for all of you. first sans fucks your mom and then mr mime fucks your mom too. im sending thoughts and prayers.

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

meekokyu:

ticofnegiconponessgu:

meekokyu:

My bones: *cracking*

Me: ooh crunchy

wаnnа fuск hеr? DO IT!

bitch i cant i have arthritis!!!!

is young dumb & full of cum referring to someone who does the cumming or someone who gets cummed in?

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

newtgeiszler:

hyrude:

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

verycooltrash:

yu gi oh gfs be like “you just activated my strap card”