did people really ever refer to cum as ‘Splooge’. did that really happen & why did we let it

remember that cummies is sjw bitcoins

henstomper:

*robert de niro in heat voice* i do what i do best, i make hamburger. you do what you do best, you eat the hamburger

before i made this post i honestly didnt realize what “robert de niro in heat” could be interpreted as

a concept: a buttplug with a thin hole drilled through the middle of it so you can still poop, but at Maximum difficulty

dykelburnham:

just-shower-thoughts:

Getting wet intentionally is relaxing, while getting wet unintentionally is very discomforting

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i wholeheartedly blame the back to the future series for every straight guy being into incest now

crashorpie:

queerbeerz:

I am screAMING

[image: screencap of a tweet by @alexandraerin.
The reason sex with a vampire doesn’t usually result in pregnancy isn’t because their sperm is dead, it’s because the vampire can’t come inside without an invitation.
Thank you for coming to my HaunTED Talk.]

curiooftheheart:

celticpyro:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh

just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.

This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.

Really three because I also had to read OP’s name

the act of eating puss shall henceforth be referred to only as; havin’ a sinful chinful

Yeah sex is cool i guess (if you’re into that sort of thing) but have you ever tried blasphemy or moderate-to-severe heresy against the tyrant that calls himself “God”?

zagreus:

mutant-aesthetic:

that’s literally what sex is though

only if you’re a Puritan or just do it REALLY WELL