the reason mulder is very suave and cool during the first episode and then never again is because he spent 3 years alone in a basement thinking of dope shit to say to impress girls. “nobody down here but the fbi’s most unwanted” “that’s why they put the i in fbi” “something cosmic” like COME ON!! bro’s been practicing those lines he made flash cards he rehearsed them in the mirror. problem is he got too excited and used them all within the first like 2 weeks so by the fifth episodes he’s like. Please Like Me Lol
Tag: oh no
*cracks open a fresh pussy*
*Glug glug glug glug glug ahh*
Refreshing*crushes it against my forehead*
I really hope you mean the energy drink.
What energy drink
My main method for making friends has always been:
1.) make 1 (one) friend
2.) hope that this friend has other friends
3.) hope that these friends accept you as friend 1’s sidekick and tolerate you long enough to bond
You could literally tell me you like me and I would still not understand
[id: a tweet from Heely Lesbian @MyDadIsOld.
“Two girls
Chillin in a hot tub
Sittin on each other’s laps because
She’s not gay right? She can’t be.
She’s just really friendly right?
Does anyone know if she’s gay?”]
[Image Description: Tag reading “Surprisingly Gentle but Still Deeply Fucked Up”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Me in a nutshell
all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed
have you guys considered hobbies
all i ever think about is tabletop roleplaying games and getting rawed
have you considered skincare
“Being able to feel safe with other people is probably the single most important aspect of mental health; safe connections are fundamental to meaningful and satisfying lives. Numerous studies of disaster response around the globe have shown that social support is the most powerful protection against becoming overwhelmed by stress and trauma.
Social support is not the same as merely being in the presence of others. The critical issue is reciprocity: being truly heard and seen by the people around us, feeling that we are held in someone else’s mind and heart. For our physiology to calm down, heal, and grow we need a visceral feeling of safety. “
– Bessel A. van der Kolk, The Body Keeps the Score: Brain, Mind, and Body in the Healing of Trauma
some nuerotypical: so youre a high functioning autistic?
me: bold of you to assume that i function
they’re making a deal to make my life as difficult as possible
[id: two people shaking hands labelled “my chronic illness” and “my anxiety disorder”]
Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”
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