Accidentally got in a fight with a girl today, and she put me in a headlock and I didn’t even try to fight back because that’s literally the closest thing to a hug I’ve gotten from someone my age unlike years and I am so touch starved

anon i feel so bad for you but Im Screaming

deathcarpets:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again the secret heat of the mcelroy’s success is the escapist fantasy of a loving healthy family who likes talking to each other

inexplicable following of hordes of The Gays?? hmm i wonder why

uncloses:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

pan-in-a-can:

sorry I wasn’t paying attention I was gaydreaming

autumnisfortransbians:

At the trans lesbian clothing exchange…

Someone: “Anybody want this top?”

Everyone ::heavy breathing::

the-macra:

tfw you realise that when people ask you who your favourite dr who is you will now have to either lie or launch into a spiel about how 1 isn’t actually like that