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prokopetz:

It always throws me when people use textspeak but properly punctuate their contractions. Like “u’ve” or “u’re”. Those things look like they should be the name of a species of three-legged aliens from a late 1990s Myst clone.

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ellibeanz:

queernigga:

i can’t deal

i just took 20 points of damage

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citgo:

violaslayvis:

citgo:

any time i try to holla at a girl with glasses i always ask how terrible is her eyesight

If she hollas back there’s your answer

I just realized you flamed me and I hate you

mercurydaze:

this pride month if you feel like arguing with strangers on the internet for ten hours, consider instead seeking out lgbt organizations in your area that need volunteers

exac:

“this character did a problematic thing-” its a story helen, commonly including things like conflict and drama

neilcicierega:

antichrist-superhitler:

neilcicierega:

tumblr folks, no matter the outcome of the great 4chan tumblr war of 2014, take solace in the fact that you have a conscience and probably aren’t on any FBI watchlists

“maybe if i pander harder i’ll get even more internet famous”

maybe if i become a teen conservative i’ll gradually perish in a weird sad hole of my own making

gardenvarietybutch:

my stupid butch goblin brain whenever I even glance at a femme wearing makeup: colors……g,good

rtdcolouredglasses:

‘remember when doctor who was-’

remember when you were young and impressionable and less capable of being critical of the media you consume than you are now and doctor who was a nice thing to distract yourself from the stresses of life so you loved it with all your heart until suddenly the familiar faces left and new ones came in with new ideas about doctor who about the same time you were learning how to be critical of media and growing up and cringe culture started lambasting those stupid superwholock kids from tumblr and you began to distance yourself from your former favourite things partially out of your new critical abilities and partially because you knew it wasn’t cool anymore and now you look back on the days you loved this stupid sci fi show with all your heart with nostalgia and a certain unwillingness to think about its flaws because it represents a happier and more naive time in your life so instead you scorn current fans for being shallower and less morally upright than you and now you see old videos and pictures and gifsets on tumblr and you reblog them just to say

‘remember when doctor who was good?’