peachygoat:

armorabs:

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

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we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

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while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble – it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

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we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

falloutboze:

that-catholic-shinobi:

potterlockianegalitarian928:

project-free1ancer:

thecrazyalaskan:

trohmosexual:

doctorwho-ism:

trohmosexual:

high-functioning-fallen-angel:

sarcasm-is-my-form-of-attack:

trohmosexual:

ruined-by-destiel:

timelordsandhuntersin221b:

anthonox:

neclipsis:

unorthodoxchronicles:

twin-gemiinii:

trohmosexual:

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

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Originally posted by stuffyase

Originally posted by myownobessionthatcannotstop

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

Pffff we’re so scared

You should be.

Originally posted by findreactions

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

You better be thankful that it was just a “Generic White Man With Gun™”

it could’ve been Sam Fucking Winchester

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

I wish this was as bad as this site got

“History became legend, Legend became myth- And for two and a half years SuperWhoLock passed out of all knowledge”

It’s late 2018 and this is on my feed. Thanks! I hate it!

onecaptureddesign:

ne-pas-etre:

feebledungeons:

bear-maximum:

pathfindernerds:

“I just feel so dead inside…”

Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work

reanimate my will to live

Wake me up inside

can’t wake up

[Image Description: screenshot of a predictive Google search. The user has typed “can necromancers heal d…” And Google has suggested, “depression”. End description.]

suppermariobroth:

In Super Mario Odyssey, if Mario is wearing the Bridal Gown, he will be wearing earrings if matching it with the Black Fedora (top) and no earrings if matching it with the Musician Hat (bottom), despite the hats being extremely similar. The reason is that the Black Fedora has a blue band, while the Musician Hat has a grey band; Mario wears blue earrings to match with the blue band in the first case, and no earrings in the second, as their color would not match.
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pomrania:

[Photo of a poster. “Do you want this octopus to have fewer legs?” it says, with a rough sketch of an octopus; at the bottom of the paper, in tear-away strips, are the octopus-legs with “yes” written on each one. There are only three remaining, the rest of the original ones have all been torn off. Somebody has written “no” on another piece of paper, and pinned it up to where a leg had been, making the octopus have more legs.]