mylordshesacactus:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

naeshitsherlock:

Every now and again I get updates from my friend studying vet med

Cats have no code of ethics confirmed

[id: handout reading:

Handling: General Considerations

The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has noΒ β€˜code of ethics’ or consideration for its own future. In a fair fight it will win.

1) DON’T FIGHT A CAT
2) USE YOUR BRAIN
3) USE DRUGS
]

smalltalktorture:

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