fun prank: trick your friend into thinking you just poured the body of the chief of security down his onesie.
Tag: pic
[Image description: A list of attributes from someone’s profile written in grey and black text on a white background. The list reads:
“Gender – not in my household
Pronoun – They
Interested in – Women
Religious views – Women
Political Views – Women”End ID.]
A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.
okay wow
[id: a tweet from Spence (@SpenceDen) on January 8, 2018, that reads, “Millenials. Walking around like they rent the place.” /end id]
WHAT DO WE WANT?
[ID: a screenshot of tumblr where it says, in french, “discover these tags”, then the tags are “transgender”, “vaporwave”, “revolution” /end ID]
This is Leslie, he’s a town gaurd. A paladin Neophocaena. He’s a tough cookie, keeps out the riff raff. Good to have around for safety porpoises.
“classic literature is hard to relate to”
[id: a screenshot from an online quiz. the question reads “Hamlet uses this speech primarily to express his desire to”, and the answer marked correct is “die.”]
You could literally tell me you like me and I would still not understand
[id: a tweet from Heely Lesbian @MyDadIsOld.
“Two girls
Chillin in a hot tub
Sittin on each other’s laps because
She’s not gay right? She can’t be.
She’s just really friendly right?
Does anyone know if she’s gay?”]
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