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the-princeps:

whitepeopletwitter:

Woke

[ID: tweet from dirt prince (@pants_leg) reading, “i told a customer good morning and he said “time means nothing to me” he’s the only person i’ve ever respected” it was posted on 7/11/18 /end ID]

supericelight:

demixian:

@robbieross

[Image description: A tweet by @/JonnieMarbLes:

“I love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people. Never gets old.”

End id.]

Source: punstars

remy-labelle-art:

[Image description: A tweet by your bff alex @psybermonkey

Her: I want you to kill my ex but make it seem like an accident

Me; say no more

[Later]

Detective: looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet]

Source: unclefather

drdelioncourt:

tainbocuailnge:

[Start ID: a discord message from at DnD Chad 5000 that reads: Bard stands for bisexual and really dumb. /end ID]

lesbianmichelmishina:

[Caption: An image of a person in a wheelchair, seemingly about to go out for the day. They are stretching their shirt so it can be read by the viewer. On the shirt is written, “I RUN BETTER THAN THE GOVERNMENT”]

Source: hallofmirrorzz

ottermatopoeia:

sovietnam:

I’m wearing these into battle and nothing else

[id: a facebook marketplace listing. “Nice, rugged pair of Steel-Toed Crocks. $200. Washington, MO. New, only wore to work one day, got fired. Could really use the cash. $200 or best over over $100″(sic). the crocs are black, and the steel caps are on the outside.]