griffinmcelroyspisskink:

[image description: a screenshot of a tweet by Julia Galef @.juliagalef that reads, β€œI love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs

eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then auddwnly growled at me, so I left

As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproachfully, β€˜You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends’”]

loose-kisses-sink-ships:

awed-frog:

This is both amazing and profoundly irritating – the exact writing equivalent of that thing artists do – you know, how they’ll mess up anything that’s on expensive paper and planned in every single detail but get them doodling during a boring lesson and suddenly they’re Michel-bloody-angelo.

Image caption: [ a tweet from Lindsey Shmindsey] throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest shit I ever wrote. [poem reads as following] moon drunk monster, beautiful and strange. Howl your melancholy question, and tell me which you dread more, the echo or the answer? [end image caption]

the-princeps:

mia-beak:

Not sure if I did this right.

[ID: a 3 by 3 grid alignment chart, down the left side it is labeled,Β β€œbitch”,Β β€œthot”, andΒ β€œbastard”. The top is labeled with,Β β€œedgy”,Β β€œdepressed” andΒ β€œdumb-ass”. It is filled in with podcast covers. β€œLore” is edgy bitch,Β β€œAlice Isn’t Dead” is depressed bitch,Β β€œWolf 359β€³ is dumb-ass bitch,Β β€œThe Adventure Zone” is edgy thot,Β β€œCritical Role” is depressed thot,Β β€œMy Brother, My Brother and Me” is dumb-ass thot,Β β€œWelcome to Night Vale is edgy bastard,Β β€œThe Black Tapes is depressed bastard, andΒ β€œThe Penumbra Podcast” is dumb-ass bastard. /end ID]