Tired: Autistic people are ~just like you~! We have more in common than we do differences!
Wired: Autistic people can be super weird and you might feel like you can’t relate to our experiences, but you don’t need to have things in common with someone to respect their existence.
Here’s a remake of the monster creation table I released awhile back. Very small tweaks were made to it, nothing big. But I just wanted to update it visually a little bit and add a little more for anyone interested in using it.
This is what I use for creating my own custom creatures and making stats for the creatures of various games. This table was made after I collected all the averages of monsters in the Monster Manual and Volo’s Guide then tried to makes sense of all the numbers.
As before, feel free to use as a baseline for your own creations.
[image description: a screenshot of the ‘Notes’ section of an ArchiveOfOurOwn story that reads “This is a work of fiction, and we take liberties with most of the subject matter. Except, in this case, with the information surrounding eels! All of the information presented about eels is scientifically accurate.]
tbqh empathy was just. a huge mistake, 0/10, who gave it to you people and where do i file this course satisfaction survey, im extremely dissatisfied and i want the gods to know it
[image 1 is a screenshot of @the-carnivourous-plant saying “as an hyperempathic person: op you’re absolutely right can i co-sign”. image 2 is two kids shaking hands. one is labelled “people with no empathy” and the other is labelled “people with hyperempathy”. their clasped hands are labelled, in quotes, “empathy is the worst”]
me: hey, make sure to give me your characters backstory so i can include it in the campaign, don’t worry about sending too much or making it too detailed the more you send me the more I can work in about their past
my players:
[id: a decal in a rear window reads “Born On A Mountain / Raised In A Cave / Truckin And Fuckin / Is All I Crave”]
my favourite part of this image is how professionally she is delivering that slap
[ID: Starbucks Unveils $7 Wake-Up Slap
A photo of a man who has just been slapped by a barista- his face and body are tilted and he has a surprised expression. The barista is looking directly at him with no expression and still has her arm in the air from the slap.]
[Image description: photo of someone holding up a piece of paper with a phone message.
To: Sara (there are boxes for “Please call back”, “Will call again” and “Urgent”; the “Urgent” box is marked) Message: “Someone calling himself the high wizard phoned. Says you have broken your sacred oath and must pay the ultimate price. No need to call him back…”]
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