[id: a tweet by @wolfpuppy reads “i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing”]
[id: a series of nine small pictures with one word of text on them, reading – in order, with word first and picture description second – THANK (rachel talalay) YOU (river song) FOR (the general from hell bent) PAVING (clara in her stolen TT capsule) NOT YOU (the cover of the unbound audio story ‘exiles’) THE WAY (kate lethbridge-stewart) FOR A (the curse of fatal death thirteenth doctor) FEMALE (missy) DOCTOR (jodie whittaker). end id.]
[ID: tweet from Doth (@DoththeDoth) reading, “As you goth therapist, I urge you to get lost in the woods. I don’t care where you go, that’s between you & the woods.” /end ID]
having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape
suddenly Scotchtape’s comic makes sense to me
[id: a three panel comic. a grey alien wearing a red hoodie, drinking from a red plastic cup and smoking, says “Socrates was a lil bitch.” they take a drink from the cup and say “i don’t know jack shit neither, but you don’t see me braggin about it.’ they look down and see they’re suddenly wearing a yellow sash that reads “SOCRATES 2.0″, and respond “aw hell”. the artist is scotchtapeofficial, source here]
I’m fucking. I forgot I used to upload art to google plus when I was 12-13 and it’s… I’m crying
This one is my favorite
update: they’re a butch/femme couple
[id: a tweet by Affection Gremlin @etescetera reads “Vore is such a high risk high reward joke. If you make a vore joke and
people get it, instant kinship. If they don’t you become the person who
has to explain vore“]
yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore.
like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of
LMAO
[id: a google result titled “Good-bye, 10-Cent Cup Of Coffee – The Washington Post”. here’s the link.
the second image is a crop of the author and date. “By Bill Gold February 17, 1977″]
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