this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete
this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind
[id: three replies. usbdongle: “i would choke on gene wilder’s cock”
terribadger: “Would you get a song or would the Oompa Loompas just come by with a couple push brooms later and cram your body into a storm drain?”
theatticgoblin: “I don’t know how I’d die but I’m taking as many fucking oompa-loompas with me as I can”]
[id: five people’s arms, each one is holding the next one by the wrist, creating a pentagon shaped loop. the hands are labelled “She/her gays”, “He/him lesbians”, “They/them ppl”, “Nonbinary ppl who use he and or she” and “Ppl who use multiple pronouns”. in the space formed between their hands is “Weirdos thinking our pronouns are any of their business”]
[image: a tweet by @mitchwelling (avatar is a black & white person holding their face in their hands) saying, “everyone loves drama, dont even try to deny that. you think food network really cant afford a second ice cream machine for chopped? get real”
A recent fan-commission I did for steven-universe-reborn as a title card for their comic. If you visit their page you can see a finished version (their artist colored it).
[id: the guy from the “is this a pigeon?” meme, except he’s looking down at some flowers and gesturing at them. the guy is labelled “Moms”, the flowers are “Various Pokémon”, the subs read “Are these Pikachus?”]
[ image description is galaxy brain meme format but with skulls on the left side. First pic and text is a pic of a skull in black and white next to text that says, “call in sick.”
Next image is a skeleton blurred in all red next to text that says, “go in high.”
Next image is a colourful skeleton next to text that says, “go in high and steal stuff.” last image is a skeleton wearing a white sash with text that says, “communism” on it. They’re wearing a top hat, and a long black coat with red stars and hammers and sickles behind them. Text next to the image says, “go in high and start a union.” ]
[id: a tweet by @jessewente reads: Colonial states separate children from parents because they know it works. It destroys and traumatizes for generations. It’s an attack on the future as well as the present. It’s not a partisan issue, it’s a colonial one.]
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