You’ve recently died and gone to heaven, only it’s not what you’d expected. Instead of white clouds and angels with harps, it’s a secret fight club where residents duke it out for fun.l, having spent centuries honing their abilities.
You’ve only just turned up, and you’ve been given a free bet on the day’s big match: Winston Churchill vs Walt Disney
Tag: religion mention
(youth pastor voice) you know who really has big dick energy? the lord
[image is a depiction of cain and abel. cain is sneaking up behind holding a rock above his head. cain is labelled ‘gays’, abel is labelled ‘the keyboard’.]
Star Trek – “The Magicks of Megas-Tu”
The Enterprise takes a trip to the center of the galaxy and wind up meeting the actual biblical devil who turns out to be a pretty nice guy.
RATING: 76%
the weirdest thing to me is still watching people hear the word “canon” applied to scripture and thinking it’s a funny joke about using fandom words to describe religious texts and not the other way around
We all just took canon from the Jesus fandom
Stop
the fact you can get drunk while bodyswapped through the ancient communication stones raises some philosophical questions.
why are you drunk at all if your consciousness is plugged into another person’s body? if the stones transmit your mind out of your body, then the drunk person should be whoever has the drunk body. you shouldn’t get drunk in their body, they should be getting drunk on the other side of the universe. but no, in the show being in a drunk body is what makes you drunk, and the person on the other end isn’t affected, even if their body is drunk, despite their mind coming from a body which is currently drunk.
it implies that using the stones doesn’t transmit your mind from your body like a signal, but instead there’s a complete disconnect between your body and mind. body and mind are properly swapped, as if there’s a mind, containing your memories and your self, that can exist on its own as separate to the brain.
although, this does make sense in the context of the show. there is, literally, a computer hard drive full of ghosts we find in season 2, as well as, Ascension as a concept. this thing with the stones is just the weirdest example of the existence of a soul or something in this show now that I’ve noticed it.
“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. “you thought it was shit”
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