god is a PUSSY for making demons and shit not canon anymore
sometime around the 15th century demons got retconned out and replaced with capitalistsΒ
Tag: religious imagery
Hot Take: Satanβs actual aim in βThe Devil Went Down to Georgiaβ was to trick Johnny into committing the mortal sin of pride. Since he succeeded, the Devil gets his soul anyway. But enjoy your functionally useless golden fiddle for the next few decades, I guess.
Even hotter take: Johnny seems like the kind of cool and fun person who was going to go to hell for enjoying life to the fullest anyway, so all the Devil really achieved was a truly impressive self-own in the form of an immortal folk song commemorating Johnny absolutely destroying him in a fiddle duel, despite the fact that the Devil cheated by summoning an entire band of demons to back him up.
#hottest take: the devil was just trying to flirt with johnny
consider this
angels happy stimming by not only flapping their hands but also their wings
