clitcheese:

hey ummm, in mysteries incorporated, why are shaggy and scooby dating. why is that a plotline im witnessing happen in front of me.

alternatively, please, please give me an alternative explanation as to why their relationship is Like That

@fearoftheminotaur it feels like an alien wrote this love triangle. like “Ah Yes i have studied up on these Human-Pet relationships”. boundaries? fake. scooby’s such a needy bitch too it’s, the most deeply awkward thing ive seen on a kids show

Every time one of your posts crosses my dash I read your url and it makes me want to vorm I really appreciate it

clitcheese:

omg omg im starting a tag for people grossing out at my url

it’s hereby declare the new tag #clitcheese connoisseurs

hey @deepspacepirate πŸ™‚ is there any reason my phone lit up with β€œYou have 43 notifications” just now πŸ™‚ they’re all you πŸ™‚ did you think this blog was your dash? πŸ™‚

patrexes:

clitcheese:

FUCK HANDS is a valid knuckle tatt but i’d worry the space would just make it look like you’re mad at your own hands, and not, they’re your fuckhands, u know

#tbt to yesterday when tumblr user @clitcheese forgot how many knuckles a hand has

Well Actually, I forgot how many letters are in β€˜hands’, so maybe get your facts straight? callout culture on this site is so toxic smh

edgelordette:

lauf-aiya-rson:

clitcheese:

lauf-aiya-rson:

clitcheese:

FUCK HANDS is a valid knuckle tatt but i’d worry the space would just make it look like you’re mad at your own hands, and not, they’re your fuckhands, u know

(under my breath) fuckh ands

fuck .okay there’s only room for β€œFUCK HAND” in the singular now nobody bring this post up ever again

fukh ands

Can I borrow this idea for a shitpost drawing if I credit y’all

yes but it’ll make me want to die inside

lauf-aiya-rson:

clitcheese:

FUCK HANDS is a valid knuckle tatt but i’d worry the space would just make it look like you’re mad at your own hands, and not, they’re your fuckhands, u know

(under my breath) fuckh ands

fuck .okay there’s only room for “FUCK HAND” in the singular now nobody bring this post up ever again

clitcheese:

FUCK HANDS is a valid knuckle tatt but i’d worry the space would just make it look like you’re mad at your own hands, and not, they’re your fuckhands, u know

@ratprince how would…. u indent knuckle tatts? u have a very limited number of spaces. and like the space between the two words is, just that you have two different hands,

lonaw:

clitcheese:

clitcheese:

β€œtraps aren’t trans women, they’re effeminate gay dudes who crossdress to deceive and fuck straight guys”
ok but you’ve, just decided to counter an accusation of transphobia with β€œcheckmate, i’m a huge transphobe AND homophobe. weren’t expecting that one hey?”. like you really thought your knowledge of fetish anime would make you look Less Gross

continually surprised how chasers think they’re getting away with: β€œmy fetish isn’t trans women, my fetish is just identical in every way to trans women except closeted, or traumatised to staying in the closet and who doesn’t have the language or confidence to ask to be respected. also a cartoon usually.”

@clitcheese
Β Β Β Β  Traps (normally for the architype anyway ) are not trans, they are in fact Male biologically, and they identify as male as far as I know. They are simply gender roll nonconforming. Thus they are CIS and thus not identical to trans women. I think calling a cis man in a dress trying to trick men into sex trans is actually kind of degrading to trans women, but IDK that just IMO.

Β Β Β Β Β 
Of course this all ignores the high improbability of a trans woman
trying to deceive a straight man into having sex. Cause you know….
they know that they NORMALLY END UP DEAD OR BEATEN IF THEY DO THAT AND AS SUCH IT IS EXCEEDING DANGEROUS TO DO AS SUCH. Not to mention it’s really kinda shitty to deceive someone like that and trans people aren’t psychopaths who would do shit like that.

Β Β Β Β  Another matter is that the fantasy of fucking a dude in a dress is…. well… pretty damn gay. They are still a dude after all and as a β€œstraight” guy the moment the dick pops out you SHOULD theoretically be out the door and down the street. I think it bespeaks to sort of ingrained homophobia that has caused a rejection of a part of the self. The truth in such individuals I theorizes is that they are gay(or bi) and simply can’t reconcile that with there oppressive notions of manliness they have grown up with; thus they need to dress up the target of there desires as feminine to make it acceptable to there β€œmanhood” or otherwise let go there toxic masculinity(and finally let the healing begin).

once more this is all IMO and I love hearing feedback and pointers and other points of views especially from people with a pedigree on the subject like you.

traps aren’t real. i can’t argue with you on the basis that this is a real thing that exists in real life. it’s a fetish label. you’re looking at a poorly done caricature of the oldest stereotypes of trans women and saying “see this isn’t transmisogyny, the real transmisogyny would be to think this has something to do with trans women” when it’s very clearly what cis people think of us.

and again, read the op again. very carefully. like it predicted, you’re trying to have an argument over wether this is a harmful stereotype of gay men as rapists, or trans women as rapists. like do you hear yourself? you’re still relying on homophobia in your post trying to defend a stereotype. let it go

whosplayerthree:

clitcheese:

clitcheese:

should uncle iroh be classed as a dilf or gilf. Discuss

wikipedia says he’s 65, which sounds like he’s on the cusp of gilfness. does anyone know the official dilf/gilf cutoff points. is it categorised by age alone or is it more like, a state of mind

Well if you want to go on a technicality, he can’t be a gilf, just a dilf. Because his son didn’t live long enough to have a kid of his own.Β 

nah it’s not by your actual kids, that’s silly. especially because men can have kids (biologically) at any age. if you have your first kid at 90, you’re still a gilf. you just skipped out on the dilf stage.

like technically, he’s an uilf. but that’s just not a thing sadly