*sees something cool on the internet* hmm *shows it to my wife* hey hon is this cool? i love you
*sees something uncool on the internet* uh oh! wouldnt want my lovely wife seeing this *smashes my computer*
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[image description: a screenshot of a tweet by Julia Galef @.juliagalef that reads, βI love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs
eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then auddwnly growled at me, so I left
As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproachfully, βYou always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friendsββ]
