when you’re a super hot super famous intergalactic bounty hunter with an image to maintain but also you were raised in isolation by birds and so you don’t know how to talk to girls
Samus is listed under Disaster because while in most situations she’s a stone cold badass who can stare down a dragon, being raised by birds means she’s absolutely horrendous at flirting and ends up resorting to squawking and giving girls cool rocks she finds
hey i know zero suit samus is like 20 years old by now but why isn’t she an amputee? an arm cannon looks cool but unless you already don’t have much ability to grab things with that arm, youd usually find an actual spare hand very useful. most people just carry a gun in their hand rather than armour that would effectively negate even having a hand. like “oh the armour is just designed like that” no listen to me. why would it be designed like that unless its for accessible gun wielding
anyway, smash bros isn’t even canon, thanks for coming
but also, fuck zero suit samus. i don’t get why her fighting style needs to change so much. the laser whip thing is pointless and only there so her moves are sexualised bullshit. zero suit samus should be allowed to just shoot shit and drop bombs like regularly clothed samus.
zero suit only exists bc nintendo was too scared to keep her butch! you’re weak nintendo! come right at me reggie i’ll take u on
hey i know zero suit samus is like 20 years old by now but why isn’t she an amputee? an arm cannon looks cool but unless you already don’t have much ability to grab things with that arm, youd usually find an actual spare hand very useful. most people just carry a gun in their hand rather than armour that would effectively negate even having a hand. like “oh the armour is just designed like that” no listen to me. why would it be designed like that unless its for accessible gun wielding
anyway, smash bros isn’t even canon, thanks for coming
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