atomic-darth:

itswalky:

philanthropy-lite:

itswalky:

xaldien:

snufkind:

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

Marcy literally died for her.

I MAY HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS

is her name really hot dog water

Her name is Marcie Fleach, but people at school call her Hot Dog Water because she smells like hot dog water.

Also a casual reminder that she’s voiced by Linda Cardellini, aka Velma from the live-action Scooby Foo movie

yo dawg we heard you like velma so we put velma on your velma so you can have velma dating a velma

Mood

there’s textual evidence for scooby doo being attracted to both humans and regular non-talking dogs and i, don’t like it, i hate it, i don’t want to watch a show being haunted by unanswered questions about Dog Consent

the gang finally confronts the real criminal mastermind who’s been running it all behind the scenes since the 60s: whoever makes all these realistic custom monster masks

clitcheese:

hey ummm, in mysteries incorporated, why are shaggy and scooby dating. why is that a plotline im witnessing happen in front of me.

alternatively, please, please give me an alternative explanation as to why their relationship is Like That

@fearoftheminotaur it feels like an alien wrote this love triangle. like “Ah Yes i have studied up on these Human-Pet relationships”. boundaries? fake. scooby’s such a needy bitch too it’s, the most deeply awkward thing ive seen on a kids show