listing-to-port:

The ale-pushing hand of Kit Marlowe’s ghost; metaqueen Elizabeth the zeroth; Prospero, of whom Shakespeare is the lightly fictionalised equivalent; a passing bear; they are a group effort and ongoing in-joke of the time travelling community; they are the work of trees trying to decipher human behaviour, each peer-reviewed by more than a dozen larches; Bacon (two slices of); Sir Thomas More; Sir Thomas More than that; Sir Thomas Most; Stonehenge but with fingers; Don Quixote; you (having the advantage that you may have read them first); the dark lady; a vague but pen-having sense of patriotism; in a stunning twist, it was the anthropomorphic personification of the authorship question itself; Shakespeare.

pettybitchcatullus:

foxhounders:

ppl who dont even like shakespeare: WOW how DARE you alter the original text these are CLASSICS have you no RESPECT, going around DESECRATING these sacred texts in the name of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!!!!!!!!

people who love shakespeare: im going to stage a production of hamlet where all the actors are dogs

it’s what he would have wanted 

magic-and-moonlit-wings:

daughter-of-prospero:

broadwayz:

a midsummer night’s meme

my name is Puck
and wen its nite
or faerie-kind
is in a fite
the humans run
i shout wyth glee
“lord what fools
these mortals be”

This is what Shakespeare would have wanted.

karethdreams:

argumate:

but soft, what brick through yonder window breaks

it is the east and julie’s dad is calling the cops

floraldaisy:

Macgnome
Much ado about gnomething
The gnome of venice
A midsummer nights gnome
Gnomelet
Gnomthello
The gnomepest
Twelfth gnome
As you gnome it
Gnomes labours lost