Tag: skeletons

starrrskeleton:

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brakken:

skeletons

i have no idea what i just watched but i love it

ITSFUCKING TIME BITCH YES MY FUVKING SONG IS U P A GAIN FUVK ME HALLOWEEN

[Video description: an animation showing a hot dog, followed by some french fries. Text then comes on the screen, each word appearing as it is said reading “Come on baby tell me your lies”. Then we see skeleton hands from the bottom of the screen point up, then down, then to our left, then our right. More text appears reading “These skeletons are now alive”, followed by three dancing skeletons.

Transcript:
Hot dog
French fries
Come on baby, tell me your lies
Up, down, side to side
These skeletons are now alive
[music instrumental plays]]

[id: “remember this kid???”. the question marks are really big and wavy. on the left there’s a picture of a skeleton in the pose of someone flexing. the text on the right reads“This is them after just one (1) GLASS OF MILK”. the words glass of milk are big and wavy. the picture under that is a skeleton leaning against a wall, they’re very chill, with very buff arm and thigh muscles. they’re a skeleton, so those are the only muscles they have. the text at the bottom is “Still think CALCIUM is for SUCKERS??????????”, with the word calcium very big and wavy.]

Source: dankmemeuniversity

bogleech:

It’s wild to think about how our blood is “made” by our bones but it’s virtually never addressed in our culture. Our skeletons are our blood making organ. That should be so important to us.

Every fictional skeleton should have blood AND bone powers.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

musicinmybloodstream:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

You know that post about how your bones are always wet, and that post about how you shake because your skeleton is ready to hatch??

Combine them to create the ultimate turn of phrase and start describing things as “as moist as an unhatched skeleton”.

That’s explains a lot of things

Listen, I know I have no room to complain about people saying ominous bullshit, but what could this possibly explain.