clitcheese:

the news keeps reporting on that uni of Newcastle hazing video as โ€œincluding footage of students made to drink from each otherโ€™s ballsacksโ€ and geez thatโ€™s an ambiguous sentence i keep thinking the worst and that theyโ€™re puncturing them with straws like fucking capri suns but, itโ€™s just like, holding out the scrotum and pooling alcohol in it like a kinda fucked version of belly button shots but oh my god the way they say it every fucking time i just hear. that theyโ€™re drinking scrotum fluid. They Need to find a more clear way to say this

iโ€™d like to formally apologise to anyone whoโ€™s gone through my nsfw expecting my nudes and got this instead