Me: Hi
Bisexual character written by a straight person: Oh! I donβt like labels. I donβt like to pick sides. I just like people. I like to shop at two different grocery stores. I like to eat at Burger King and McDonalds, if you know what I mean. Letβs just say I wear two different socks. I prefer ketchup AND mustard on my hamburgers. Iβm just gonna say that I own two different pairs of underwear. I donβt want to be like one of those people, but how about I just say that I like to drink my coffee from two different mugs?
