silasjulian:

“what track would you go into if you were in starfleet?”

dude I just want to be some dumbass civilian on deep space nine. dressing like a black light carpet in a 90’s arcade but like in a slutty futuristic way. maybe I’ve got a job cleaning the station or something but ultimately not doing shit all day. getting drunk at quark’s bar. getting fucked by my alien boyfriend. free healthcare. I don’t give a FUCK.

teacuptribbles:

The only way Tarantino’s R-rated Star Trek will be worthwhile is if it’s a two hour remake of “Amok Time” with even more grinding in the dirt.

fate-motif:

background-alien:

hey never forget that worf is canonically 8 years older than wesley crusher

this is as scarring as finding out harry kim is one year younger than wesley crusher