lieutenant-sapphic:

lieutenant-sapphic:

credit to @femspirk for inspiration

jk – jim kirk, lms – logical mister spock, imo – irritated medical officer, kms – katra (to) mount seleya, gtfo – go to first officer, stg – salvage the gorn, nsfw – necessary san francisco whales, lmao – linking minds as one, ffs – final frontier sucks (the last one is rarely used) (from @starmanspock)

argumate:

sleepymccoy:

Au where Scotty is Australian

β€œNah, Cap, no chance of getting these engines going in the next hour. We’re up shit creek without a paddle for a while.”

β€œTurn the bloody heating down, Spock, it’s dry as a dead dingo’s donger in here!”

β€œI’ll see you tomorrow, Doc, it’s been a day of hard yakka and I’m drinking with the flies tonight.”

β€œBeam me out, would ya? I’m in the middle of bloody woop woop and I feel like a shag on a rock.”

Scotto

why does scotto want to engage in sexual intercourse on top of a rock

fate-motif:

borgjaneway:

borgjaneway:

the weird part about technology in trek is that some stuff is super advanced/completely fictional, some stuff was advanced for the time but would be seen as commonplace or even outdated now, and some stuff just, doesnt exist, usually because it either wasnt around or wasnt popular when the show was made

like reading things on tablets are totally normal now, so it isnt until they have to walk over their reports, or have a huge stack for a couple of books, that im likeΒ β€œoh yeah…this is suppose to be all futuristic”

every time i see a pile of PADDs i die a little inside