sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunim:
janeway: i have helped seven of nine discover her individuality
borg collective: you fucked up a perfectly good drone is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety.
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunim:
janeway: i have helped seven of nine discover her individuality
borg collective: you fucked up a perfectly good drone is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety.
you fucked-up a perfectly good pon farr is what you did. look at it. it’s got kirk
Favorite TOS Spock mannerisms
- steepled fingers
- dramatically turning around in the swivel chair on the bridge
- curling his lip when he’s uncomfortable or indecisive
- folding his hands behind him
- holding on to the back of the captain’s chair whenever possible
- crinkled eyes instead of a smile
- meticulously selecting either “captain,” “jim,” or “sir” to suit the sentence
- scientific head tilt
- staring at the floor before gazing up at kirk from beneath his eyelashes like some kind of femme fatale
- putting his hands on his hips when he’s frustrated
- touching kirk’s forearm constantly
- folding his arms while pacing
- randomly saying “………Jim………”
- parting his lips when he’s startled
- hanging his head while kirk is gripping his shoulders. they do this in every episode what does it mean
- gazing deep into kirk’s eyes even in the midst of a life-threatening emergency
- subconsciously altering his posture to be more eye level with kirk despite the height difference
remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots
Okay, so this is some Star Trek meta, I apologize in advance for getting extra nerdy here.
One of the little things I’ve always loved is how they’ve shown ways that the Klingons and the Federation don’t understand each other. Some of them are subtle- take spelling. Obviously, the Klingons have a different writing system, but even when it comes to using the Latin alphabet, they have disagreements. Like how they spell their homework Qo’nos, while the Federation would use Kronos. Or how the House of Martok is more properly Martoch, like the ending of loch. Even the empire itself- they’d more properly spell it Qlingon, but the Federation doesn’t.
And it’s kind of a cool, little way to demonstrate how they aren’t on the same wavelength. When it comes down to it, the Federation just doesn’t get it that Klingon culture, at the heart of it? Is K-less.
they are not the hell your whales
kirk, running onto the bridge: spock have you read this centuries ol;d webcomic called Homes Stucks
spock: not to show emotion butjesus christIt’s this
i literally have no recollection o making tgis post or the context but “not to show emotion but jesus christ” is going to kill me
VALID
Spock: Father, I learned a new human way of greeting each other. It’s this: 🖕
Sarek: …
Sarek: Spock, that is not a proper—
Spock: 🖕
Sarek: I’m the Vulcan ambassador to earth I know what that means and that isn’t what you think it means—
Spock: 🖕🖕
this was in my drafts but i don’t remember making it?? ?
[screencaps from Star Trek IV: Voyage Home, or the one with the whales. Kirk is on a date with
Dr Gillian Taylor, the marine biologist lady. she asks him “you live in outer space right?”. kirk responds “all right, first of all, my parents live in outer space / i live in the moment”]