Before Steven was born Amethyst used to say ‘fuck’ all the time & so when he was a baby Greg had to sit her down and explain that she has to stop swearing around Steven because he’s young & impressionable
So Amethyst is like “but that’s my favourite word, when will be stop being young & impressionable so I can say it again??”
And Greg is like “uhh I don’t know, 15 I guess? 15 is probably old enough”
“Got it”
flash forward to Steven’s fifteenth birthday and he is woken at dawn by Amethyst yelling “wake the FUCK up Steven it’s FUCKING TIME”
& he spends the entire day losing his mind
Steven: w-what’s happening
Garnet: *deadpan* Amethyst just got her favourite word back
Amethyst: *running around the house* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Greg: what’s going on
Amethyst: you said once Steven was 15 I could say fuck again
Greg, who only hazily recalls the conversation in question: ……i DID?
Amethyst: *runs outside* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *distant sounds of spooked birds*
Pearl: Steven the *whispering* F-word is a bad word that Amethyst USED to say before-
Steven: I know what fuck means Pearl
Amethyst: *stopping dead in her tracks* WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??
Pearl: who taught you that word mister!!
Steven: um… Lars and Sadie… *mumbling* five years ago…
Amethyst: I’ve been denying myself my favourite word for FIVE YEARS for NOTHING??
Greg: uh even if he knows what it means it’s still not really appropriate for you t-
-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.
1/8/18 – HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW
Throughout Steven Universe, and especially in its recent episodes….one cut/lost eye has been prevalent in its imagery
we have 4 examples, yes 4. that i can think of. if you have any others let me know.
Most notably, Pink Lars
eyeball as well
cat steven
but dont forget about garbanzo
now this got me thinking…….one eye…. steven is half diamond, the diamonds eyes have been something important in the series, especially in Jungle Moon
it would be a logical conclusion that steven would at some point have diamond eyes, and that being a plot point. but since he’s half diamond. maybe one diamond eye……..maybe somehow, losing that eye? one last bit of imagery that backs this up.
In “Full Disclosure,” we see Steven swipe through the photos on his phone, and there’s this one of Steven and Connie at a restaurant.
Notice the painting and the stuffed cow head. Stuffing and mounting an animal’s head is usually what you do with an animal that you’ve hunted and killed, not with domesticated farm animals that are slaughtered for their meat.
And that painting is based on a real painting of Theodore Roosevelt, who was (among many other things) a big game hunter.
And then there’s this line from Garnet in “Too Far:”
Are cows a wild animal that people hunt for sport in this universe?
You: White Diamond
Me, an intellectual: Steven Universe cow lore
counterpoint: that’s just what an artist thought buffalo look like
[a steven universe comic. first panel, Greg is washing a car. Jasper bursts out of the roof of the car, shouting “GREG!”. Leaning over and grabbing him by the shoulders, she asks “YOU FUCKED PINK DIAMOND?”. Greg responds “uhhhhh…”. last is a close up of Jasper blushing: “WHAT WAS IT LIKE?!?!”]
THE TRUTH ABOUT ROSE QUARTZ! | Rebecca Sugar Interview!!!
WARNING! WATCH THE STEVEN UNIVERSE SPECIAL!
This Episode: Rebecca Sugar sits down with Sam to help us understand Rose’s revelations from this week’s new episodes of Steven Universe, “Can’t go back” and “A Single Pale Rose” by explaining the hidden clues and what they mean for the future of the Crystal Gems. Speaking of interesting moms, Rupert’s mom has a special mother’s day shout out with appearances by Max, the voice of Baby Panda, Philip Solomon from Craig of the Creek, as well as Courtenay Taylor, Ashly Burch, and Kari Wahlgren from OK KO. We even have Elliott and Naomi who play Oscar and Pajamas from the upcoming Cartoon Network original series Summer Camp Island!
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