
[id: a venn diagram. the first circle is labelled “jokes about Anakin slaughtering younglings”, the second is “Younglings”, and where they meet is labelled “Never get old”]

[id: a venn diagram. the first circle is labelled “jokes about Anakin slaughtering younglings”, the second is “Younglings”, and where they meet is labelled “Never get old”]
The Phantom Menace is the best movie ever because the entire premise is essentially “Amazon has obtained its own private army and now two future samurai have to stop it from forcing Natalie Portman’s planet to use its services by cutting through Jeff Bezos’s army of robots and attempting to convince Congress to do something about it SPOILER WARNING Congress doesn’t do jack so Natalie Portman has to take matters into her own hands also the day is saved by a redneck kid the samurai picked up when the car broke down”.
“Rey is given a luxury that comes so easily to male heroes – she simply turns a corner, finds a magical item (Luke Skywalker’s Lightsaber, no less) and it awakens the Force in her. Just that. No searing infertility, no rape, no revelation of past abuse, no heartbreak, no sacrifice. No heroine who’s validity is defined by what she has sacrificed, in the way of Katniss handing up her life for her sister, becoming a martyr for a revolution. In the way of Ariel, handing over her power to speak in order to walk on land. No poison apple, no needle on a spinning wheel here.”
— Opinion: Girls Explain Star Wars To You – (via damelola)
i said seagulls
HM
stop it now
sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?
The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long
Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”
I just saw fanart of Rey straight up murdering Kylo with a lightsaber through the chest and the artist had to be like “please don’t tag as reylo” this is modern comedy
kylo ren: soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on
me, walking into 2018: i’m one with the force and the force is with me i am one with the force and the force is with me i am one with the force and the force is with me i am