OFFICIAL PETITION TO STOP PUTTING JOKES IN STAR WARS……….I LOVE THE INTERNET
The Star Wars Truly Remastered Edition that edits out every time Han Solo fucks up and makes a face and replaces it with a shot of Owen and Beru’s charred skeletons
im convinced i’d be force sensitive if i were in the star wars universe not for any reason other than i’m all kinds of sensitive in this universe so why the fuck not
[Count Dooku, about to have his head cut off by Anakin in Revenge of the Sith, with top text saying “When I joined the Space Wizards Betraying People Party” and bottom text saying “I never thought the Space Wizards would betray me”]
in contrast to star trek, the more i learn about the star wars universe, the more i wish i hadn’t. every new tidbit of information feels like the franchise spiraling further out of my reach, it’s like world-unbuilding
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