The first is that the Death Star trash compactor had been used so rarely or that the station had been serviced so little that an ecosystem had begun to develop inside the trash compactor and who knows where else in the Death Star and a large tentacle beast had grown in this would be womb deep inside the most destructive weapon in the galaxy
The second is they just threw a tentacle monster in the trash
all the news about the last Jedi is making me so nervous like what the hell could the big reveal be? what piece of sw lore could still be the biggest reveal in franchise history
Chewbacca could speak Basic this whole time he just likes fucking with people
listen either finn is gonna get w/ rey (interracial couple in a prominent film franchise, still relatively uncommon in modern media) or finn is gonna get w/ rose (interracial couple consisting of two people of color in a prominent film franchise, even LESS common in modern media) or finn is gonna get w/ poe (interracial QUEER couple consisting of two men of color in a prominent film franchise, unquestionably groundbreaking) so like, no matter who finn winds up with romantically, it’s all good, it’s all important from a representation standpoint, u can all have ur ship wars but i am excited to see who our lord and savior finn chooses and will support him no matter what
optimistic liberal reformist college freshman luke who believes the jedi order can be rebuilt once again if we all follow the light side this time
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radicalized anarcho-marxist
retired professor luke who knows that reform won’t solve the problem that jedi ideology is fundamentally broken and will continue to repeat a cycle of boom and bust
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