what social media platform are we all collectively moving to
hell
great!!!! see you there my dude
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she’s gonna get flagged
who
the nipple reading this
Anyway so reading the name David Karp in the announcement post gave me immediate flashbacks to the time when people on Tumblr refereed to him as “daddy” and I would have rather that memory stayed repressed actually
Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices
Oh No I’m Into True Crime Docos
It’s surreal that “if we take away the thing making people grovel for their lives, then how are we going to make them grovel for their lives?” is an honest to god argument that more than half of the us population finds compelling
someone: oh so you like doctor who?
me, life flashing before my eyes: yeah a bit
People are always excited about how ants can lift way more than their bodyweight but I’m not impressed. I can lift dorito crumbs too its not that hard
If ants were really strong then they’d be able to grow bigger without being crushed by the weight of their own stupid exoskeleton
~oh look at me~ I have hydraulics in my legs but couldnt figure out how to build a functional respiratory system so when I get too big I jsut die
I posted this at 4am but i stand by it
Today I heard the phrase “yeah nah that’s heaps dog but” and was sharply reminded that broad Australian English isn’t so much an accent as a dialect
is op pulling a fast one or do yall talk like this
girls who use “like” and “literally” in every sentence are the hottest bitches in the world
my self esteem just boosted
same i thought it was gonna be like mean
this is literally so nice
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