Those words every autistic person wants to hear
“I always really enjoy listening to you talk about this”
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murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry… i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said
so im sitting there, tit in hand, dissociating
I really hate it when parents of autistic kids use phrases like “I know they’re in there.” Bitch they’re right in front of you! You haven’t lost them! They’re not locked away like a final boss in a video game!! This is your child As Is! Love them for who they are not what you wish they would be! Fuck!
OP you are right and you should say it 👍
for the honour of gayskull
my dudes it was a shit post it’s not supposed to get 10000 notes
anyway Sherlock Holmes is public domain so catch me writing a story in which Holmes’ seemingly timeless nature is explained in canon as Holmes being a restless preternatural entity discovered (summoned?) by the original Dr. Watson, who acted as its companion/custodian as it careened around doing the only thing that could preoccupy its wildly inhuman mind, ie, getting all up in people’s business and freaking them out with how much shit it knows.
the Holmes entity can die, but always reappears within a generation and without fail seeking out the latest in the Watson line. the Watsons, grown savvy over time, now devote much of their time to a.) preparing the younger members of the family for Holmes’ inevitable return or b.) desperately trying to get the hell out of dodge and live a normal life before it can happen to them as well.
just uuuuh. like a very knowing story about the inevitability of the Holmes and Watson story, centered a creepily inhuman Holmes and the long-suffering family who have spent more than a century documenting it.
lgbt checklist
- non professional haircuts
- inappropriate foot ware
- shirt way 2 small or way 2 big
- had to at one point prepare for a possible future where their family and friends were no longer a support system
- public transit
- substance abuse
- intimacy issues exacerbated by endangering your life by public displays of affection
- fuck cops
- bad memory
- utility related comfort item (The Jacket, The Backpack etc)
- violently hating your body as a teen but realizing it’s other people’s perceptions and expectations of it that you hate in your adult life
- never fucking going to the doctor
- UTIs
- everyone in ur friend group has tried to kill themselves
- maturity at a young age
- flannel
all of u are so surprised that every one of these r applicable….i can tell you exactly why each of them is a universal experience but i bet u can unpack this on ur own….think abt it
yoof ( yikes + oof )
Scooby Doo teens be like if we don’t go around in a van looking for criminals who will. Who fucking will.
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