incorrectdoctorwhoniversequotes:
“The Doctor is my enemy. But it turns out that the Doctor is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, the Doctor is actually my friend. But… because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So, actually the Doctor is my enemy. But-”
— The Master
Master logic in a nut shell.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
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sometimes it’s just really fucked up to be lgbt+ it’s fucked up that my identity is a “conversation” it’s fucked up that my identity is an “opinion” it’s fucked up that im told to accept people for having their own opinion even if their opinion is directly against my personhood it’s fucked up that in order to keep some friends and family i have to allow them to be “neutral” “iffy” or just straight up in my face homophobic about my identity it’s fucked up that when i call them out on it im told that im not being accepting of their opinions as if we’re on equal footing and I’m being the asshole it’s just all so fucking fucked up sometimes
help; my wife keeps sending me screenshots of her Neko Atsume cats and giving me updates on “our children” while I’m at work
I don’t understand the problem.
found OP’s wife
I showed this to my wife and it turns out she literally submitted this post
told u
showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.
cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth
a misreading of a post:
life is about eating women and loving fruit and then you die
my Cat is Small today. which is good for I am also Small today
a midsummer night’s meme
my name is Puck
and wen its nite
or faerie-kind
is in a fite
the humans run
i shout wyth glee
“lord what fools
these mortals be”This is what Shakespeare would have wanted.
are baby pterosaurs really called flaplings?????? wtf that is so fucking adorable
They are! I’m not sure who came up with that term, but science owes them a great debt.
0ndo:
You can control white people by giving them cheese
cheese is so good tho
I got one
The first thing I thought of was @clitcheese and I have so many regrets
r.i.p.
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