underwhelming on main
just absolutely subpar on main
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me, smacking at victor frankenstein with a broom: maybe if you’d actually been nice to your damn creation, none of this would have happene d
me: if you *smack* would have just cared *smack* HE WOULD BE FINE *smack smack smack*
hwob:
enough with platonic female friendships on tv. let them fuck
yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff
It’s wild how like… JKR is so skilled at so many aspects of writing, especially in little character moments, but when it comes to implications of throwaway lines she just… not a SINGLE thought.
Like in Chamber of Secrets, when Harry is talking to Tom / Voldemort and is like, you Framed Hagrid, Tom is like, yeah he was always trying to raise monsters,
he says that Hagrid tried to raise werewolf cubs under his bed like…
oh you mean like, children? like human children?
this FEELS like something hagrid would do tho
“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is so raw and powerful but it comes from an incomprehensible shitpost about mushrooms
I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
welcome to my seminar on creative lesbian sex
lesson one: eating outside the box
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