A block of cheese is basically a loaf of milk.

demasc:

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

psychic: reads my mind

my mind: fwubbafwubbafwubba

i will be on this website until @staff hunts me down and kills me in real life. good luck, fuckers

megapope:

oh yeah my primary social media app is the one that got banned from multiple app stores for having child porn on it. the bone incident? sorry, you’ll have to be more specific, i’m aware of at least three instances of people posting about handling human remains.

the-nothing-maker:

when i was a kid, i thought shonen heroes kind of overdid the “friendship is important” thing, but now that i’ve
grown up i find myself tearing up and my heart grows three sizes
sometimes when my friends call me by pet names or just do
the smallest stuff

for me like printing things and like… I’m sorry I doubted you naruto you were right all along my friends ARE my heart

wickedoldhag:

life hack: if you don’t leave the house you can skip gender entirely

“i pegged the devil for the power” sounds like a dril tweet but, like, more visceral

jacksisko:

it couldn’t be a dril tweet bc dril is a bottom

eatyourfacecat:

please stop writing long-winded jargony posts on what lesbianism is “about”. lesbianism is about getting ghosted on tinder.

strawberryslurper:

me, for my entire birthday month: how could you do this to me On My Birthday

bugabooperboo:

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????