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me, after buying things for myself and trying not to feel guilty about it: *through gritted teeth* s-self care
this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes
yes, I know death is inevitable. let me eat a potato chip.
Me, about to be killed in a horror movie by a sweet looking monster: Oh sick creature design glad I got to see it up clo
you ever notice a lot of stuff is considered poor and gross unless its upper middle class (white) people doing it
food trucks in the 90s were the realm of taco trucks and fairground food and were always considered unhygienic and nasty until all these rich city kids started opening food trucks and now they’re “trendy” and “innovative”
riding your bike to work is only considered geofriendly if you can also afford to drive a car but don’t want to, then you’re saving the earth, everyone else isn’t somehow??
recycling old cheap stuff to be used as furniture and wearing really old clothing is a sign of poverty unless you’re doing it a certain way or wearing a certain kind of old clothing
double standards are gross and you should expose them in your life as much as possible
See also: The entire legal pot industry.
a greek chorus which just shouts “oh shit” at relevant intervals
honestly? the sight of a butch lesbian makes me feel so safe. I love butches and all that they do for the lesbian community
I had my first orgasm (involuntarily) to keetongu dying in one of the bionicle movies
do i look like a priest to you
It’s so wild to me that capitalists really have people convinced that capitalist countries provide a higher quality of life when the US doesn’t even provide clean water, electricity, disaster relief, health care, or internet infrastructure, or housing to huge segments of its population
Like you can’t judge a nation’s quality of life by the wealth of its ruling class
Alternative elemental affinities for your RPG system:
- Sweet, salty, bitter, sour, savoury
- Baroque, classical, romantic, modern
- Charnel, effulgent, cyclopean, tenebrous, non-euclidean
- Big, medium, small
- Art, education, engineering, philosophy, science
- Cyan, magenta, yellow, black
- Archaea, bacteria, eukarya
- Constructivist, expressionist, surrealist, magical realist, postmodernist
- Gamist, narrativist, simulationist
- Potato, not a potato
tag yourself i’m sweet, baroque, tenebrous or possibly non-euclidean, small, philosophy, cyan, eukarya, expressionist, narrativist, not a potato
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