everybody here wants to be choked and get spat on but 90% of you canβt even order a fuckn happy meal without SHAKING
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“nutritional yeast” = acoustic vegemite
blocked by god and muted by the devil
youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???
i am on the FLOOR
bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard
im not a gamer but i can sympathize, because i know its been a hard couple of weeks for all of you. first sans fucks your mom and then mr mime fucks your mom too. im sending thoughts and prayers.Β
a tshirt that says “ONLY YOU CAN SEE ME”
flunked my ancestry.com dna test
I turns out i dont have any dna the scientists were fucking shocked
I am a stress elemental
Dealing with death in tabletop RPGs:
- Miraculously returned to life by kindly old priest
- Soul implanted in clockwork robot by ethically dubious wizard
- Filthy druid speed-runs cycle of reincarnation, brings you back as an owl
- Replaced by identical twin with suspiciously similar name seeking revenge for death of sibling
- Talk GM into making the next adventure a flashback to before you died
- Promote familiar or animal companion to player character status
- Apply ghost template and continue adventuring, but now with awesome ghost powers
- Invoke βyou keep what you killβ and declare that the monster that killed you is now your character
- Just show up again next session, claim to have been on vacation, and refuse to acknowledge any suggestion to the contrary
- Actually roll up a new character
little boobs. petitties
