then i fuck my time machine
first i park my time machine
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You donβt have to fake orgasm to help your partnerβs ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didnβt cum.Β
Im sorry he wrote a fucking what
βtransmed cishetβ oh? you mean a transphobe? you mean a normal cis person? you mean a regular ass cis person who thinks they have any right to an opinion about trans people? tell me more
Why canβt there be a book about a girl whoβs absurd knowledge about rabbits allows her to win an amazing contest and become famous
Ready Player Bun
TIL – You can skip piracy warnings and trailers on a DVD by pressing STOP -> STOP -> PLAY
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i canβt wait to do this 10 years ago
transphobes: youβre secretly x, youβre just pretending not to be so you can get into y spaces
tumblr: this is transphobic
a transphobe, but theyβre like, liberal or whatever: nb people are secretly x, and theyβre just pretending so they can get into y spaces
tumblr: god youβre so woke
Y’all really be like
*draws vagina on forehead*
βyes, this is feminismβ
πY’allπneedπtoπrealizeπtheπanonπoptionπisπforπshyπpeopleπandπnotπforπyourπdumbπassπtoπsendπhate.π
Hot Take: Satanβs actual aim in βThe Devil Went Down to Georgiaβ was to trick Johnny into committing the mortal sin of pride. Since he succeeded, the Devil gets his soul anyway. But enjoy your functionally useless golden fiddle for the next few decades, I guess.
Even hotter take: Johnny seems like the kind of cool and fun person who was going to go to hell for enjoying life to the fullest anyway, so all the Devil really achieved was a truly impressive self-own in the form of an immortal folk song commemorating Johnny absolutely destroying him in a fiddle duel, despite the fact that the Devil cheated by summoning an entire band of demons to back him up.
#hottest take: the devil was just trying to flirt with johnny
no one ever wants to mention that marsha p johnson was also a sex worker
no one ever wants to acknowledge that sex workers have always been on the frontline of most radical historical movementsmiss major and sylvia rivera were also sex workers and all of them used money from their sex work to keep lgbt kids from homelessness
