tumblr user bpdbpdbpdbpd in the actuallybpd tags who has bpd as their blog title and “borderline personality disorder” in their description: wow that relatable bpd feel when [12 bpd specific terms]
neurotypicals: um how was i supposed to know it was a bpd thing ???? i thought ???? it was ??????? for neurotypicals ?????????????
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completely unfunny on main
just totally blowing it
just embarrassing frankly on main
punk out w ur skunk out
“Hey DM, if I’m a cannibal can I use Purify Food & Drink on people?”
— The answer was yes
I’m 6 feet tall, I eat something every day, I watch youtube tutorial how to do everything. You can’t beat me because I know about everything now.
Holy shit this is me
how does one make friends while being fucking exhausted during every conversation and interaction
Voyager AU where anytime Neelix says anything Tuvok nerve pinches him and he spends the rest of the episode lying unconscious wherever he landed and occasionally people trip over him but nobody moves him
omg dont u hate it when on duolingo ur rushing through an exercise like yeehaw cowboy this is easy and then u type some shit like “an hospital” and the app is like “illogical, wrong” and u die
D&D Hardmode
Nobody in the party is allowed to have a backstory with dead parents.
Too easy, meet me in my gauntlet. D&D Nightmare mode: Nobody in the party is allowed to have a sad backstory.
your party all has to schedule time to visit their live parents roughly once a month even if that conflicts with their normal quest flow. bringing souvenirs for your younger siblings is encouraged
you: chronic pain
me, an intellectual: i got them nerfendings
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