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op is literally a homestuck but go off i guess
I hate romance stories between dragon and a human and the dragon turns into a human for sexy stuff or romantic stuff. Like. No. Change back. Why the fuck you romancing a dragon if you only wanna bang it as a human.
Fucking faker. Get out.
How dare youFuck the dragon or get out
me at 15: why do my parents watch fuckin hgtv all day?
me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop
trickle down economics? nah.
squirt economics? yah
*me, breaking into JJ Abrams’ house and whispering in his ear as he sleeps*: why did you get rid of Spock’s eyeshadow you fucking coward
freshly peeled skeletons
you: venting on tumblr
me, a borderline: splitposting
human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit
monkey brain: absolutely not. die
um didn’t u know tankie is a commiephobic slur ://
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