An old timey cowboy: I just shot you, how did you not die?
A twink from the 80s, about to introduce the concept of bulletproof vests to the 1800s: oh, you havent heard?
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Trans people using dating apps are braver than any us marine
Conservatives: “Get a job or starve to death.”
Conservatives: “Quit demanding better pay. You voluntarily chose to work for them. If you feel like you’re being paid too little, you can just quit. No one threatened you with death if you didn’t work for them, especially not me just five seconds ago.”
yeah i’m gonna have to ask discoursers on tumblr to stop saying ‘kweer’ and then pretend like that somehow isn’t a slur, thanks.
also not every asshole making a bad take about butch women is a ‘queer theorist’
like i know none of you will stop because you are desperate to demonise queer folk as destructive, lesbophobic and out of touch, but thanks
Like a friend of mine pointed out that the rhetoric of ‘butch women don’t belong in women’s spaces’ is more of a radfem position than a queer one, but y’all are just gonna ignore contributions by butch women to queer theory aren’t you.
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Lesbian separatists such as Sheila Jeffreys argued that all forms of masculinity, including masculine butch women, were negative and harmful to women. The group of radical lesbians often credited with sparking lesbian feminism, Radicalesbians, called butch culture “male-identified role-playing among lesbians”.
While butch-femme roles had previously been the primary way of identifying lesbians and quantifying lesbian relationships in the 1940s, 50s, and 60s, lesbian feminist ideology had turned these roles into a “perversion of lesbian identity”. Lesbian feminism turned the public face of lesbians into white, middle class women, often excluding and alienating working class lesbians and lesbians of color.
But yeah all those queer theorists amirite?
i am talking to a guy on facebook and he said ‘hey just to make it clear i’m only talking to you because you like naruto and stuff haha’ and i think i just got naruto zoned
new friend: wait so what actually is your sexuality
me: well you see, im like really into 80’s pop and touch starved but im also extremely scared of intimacy and commitment so you know… gay or whatever
LEAVE ME ALONE
A fun thing to do when people accuse you of “thinking people should just have stuff HANDED TO THEM! ! !” Is to just cold be like yes. I absolutely do believe that. I think every single person should have their needs met unconditionally without ever having to prove that they “deserve” it based on arbitrary criteria of usefulness. You got me. Busted.
I am HEAVILY cursed and I blame 13 year old me
Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?
The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]
a list of dnd classes from most gay to least gay and cleric/bard is at the top, rogue is in the middle, and sorcerer/monk is probably at the bottom
“sorcerer is the least gay” you’re a fucking fool Dave
This post is a personal attack against me actually
sorcerers rely on charisma how the hell do you expect straight people to do that
No see they’re saying sorcerers are bottoms
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