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Literally 45% of tumblr posts these days

liliac-gold:

Popular blogger 1 : I love soy chips yum yum

Some troll blog pretending to be asexual : Except ME coz im an ACEY and aces dont eat food they intake it haha :33

Popular blogger 2 : This reply fucking killed me.It broke down my windows and chopped off my fingers.This post fucking ripped my dick out of my body and sprinkled chill on my wounds.Ugh Lmao aceys are so #cringe amirite fellas?? 😉

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fruitofthetomb:

Can you imagine how absolutely devastating it would be is Ron weren’t a Weasley? Like if Draco had been like “Red hair and hand-me-down robes? You must be a Weasley” to someone who who wasn’t a Weasley, and was just some kid. Like that woulda ended Draco right then and there. He would never be able to come back from that. Mf woulda gone straight to hufflepuff and died there

enoughtohold:

i’ll see your “any amount of even mild joshing about the bad behavior of privileged people is Setting Back the Movement” and raise you “humor is necessary to sustain any movement since responding to every instance of your mistreatment with deadly seriousness and boundless patience is demoralizing” and “a world in which people dare not ever joke at the expense of the powerful without fearing the loss of their fundamental rights is a dystopia, actually”