me writing dialogue: “what is man but a vessel through which a higher entity may see? what is his purpose? must he find a purpose? we are but stardust; the universe comprehending itself.”
me writing action: they ran real fast from the bad men aand legs hurty
me writing action: Her legs pounded against the earth, the familiar jolt grounding her like nothing else could. Magic, gods, royalty—she didn’t know anything about that. But running? That’s something she’d been doing since day one.
me writing dialogue: “I dunno man whatchu wanna do” “I dunno. What do you think?” “Hey man I don’t know”
me writing action: room go boom
me writing dialogue: noppity nope, that ain’t dope
The holy trinity of writing
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two things that are Peak Gay:
- braiding your hair in with someone elses
- blood pacts
me, 0.2 seconds after arriving in the good place, waving my arms like i’m flagging down a taxi: janet. janet janet janet janet
janet, appearing beside me with her customer service smile: yes, max goosemixtapes?
me: the author of my immortal. was she genuine or
MOOD
academia is ruined, we need to throw it back to the days when scholars were only after the cure for death, i want to wear a cool robe and get funding from the king to just do whatever the hell and kind of poison him
Play a tabaxi who is, ironically, a dog person.
“You’re a human, are you a ‘monkey person’?”
Witch- gender neutral
Wizard- gender neutral
Warlock- means “oath breaker” and is a slur
Mage- gender neutal
(Just wanted to clear this up for y’all)
did you just say that warlock is a slur
OP can’t cast 6th level spells
Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
What’s it like to be trans? Imagine if, every time you decided to revisit a tv show you used to enjoy, you found there was a moment you forgot about where the characters pause to tell you that they hate you specifically and think you’re gross, and that this is supposed to be a joke.
with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards
If Jane Austen wrote Star Trek:
Spock, the first officer whose advice was always effectual, possessed a strength of understanding, and coolness of judgement, which qualified him to be the counselor of the ship’s captain, and enabled him frequently to counteract, to the advantage of them all, that eagerness of mind in Captain Kirk which must generally have lead to imprudence. Spock had an excellent heart, positioned somewhere near his kidneys; his feelings were strong, but he knew how to govern them: it was a knowledge which his captain had yet to learn, and which one of his fellow crew members had resolved never to learn.
Dr. Leonard McCoy’s abilities were, in many respects, equal to Spock’s. He was sensible and clever; but eager in every thing; his sorrows, his joys, could have no moderation. He was generous, amiably cynical, interesting: he was everything but logical.
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